FUCK UP A RECORD TODAY MAKE SOMEONE SAD

Here's a fun way to make noise, go to your local thrift store and look for some cheap vinyl, anything goes, classical, 80s pop, non music. and scratch, paint over it, break it, glue it back, try and make it beautiful, or not. then if you have a turntable and don't care about damaging it play that (anti)record, boom! automatic noise album there. if your scared about hurting your turntable, you can make your own stylus, i'll make a page that goes further on this some day, but basically take any object, put a contact mic on it and let it run across the vinyl when it's rotating (like a stylus would) blades are fun for this cuz they degrade the record at the same type they play it.